this site is for funsies only - long live south park - "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned." - this site is for funsies only - long live south park - "Don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
Predict-a-Matic

The bulbs are warming and already complaining

The cabinet hates being rushed. Give the filaments a second before they start a fight.