Birthday Genie

365 seats and the mermaid is already yelling.

Your birthday drags up one obscure townie or one piece of junk. The swear jar decides how feral the card gets. Oil, streaks, and badges stay in this browser and nowhere else.

Rank

Unlit Wick

Oil

Streak

cold

Combo

Birthday Genie

Towelie

September 21 · day 264 of 365 · talking lab towel

Obscure seat

Wearing Teal wick

Birthday card

September 21 belongs to Towelie. A lab towel who forgot the assignment and kept the merchandising deal.

Swear jar

CLEAN

How feral the card is allowed to get. The cabinet does not charge.

cleandamnhellshitfuck it

0 XP · 40 to Smoke Intern · Teal wick

Scream your name onto the card

Name on the cardBirthday

No age, no account, no server. The mermaid always forgets you

3 free sparks left today. Hold the mermaid to spark this card. Space works too.

Scream a name onto the card, then spark it.

Birth-month weather

How many catalog tapes share each month. Your month is the gold bar. This is a count of air dates, and the cabinet is not promising you a thing.

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

May

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov

Dec

The mermaid's tantrum track

First soot

40 XP

4 oil

Polished spout

100 XP

6 oil

Middle mess

180 XP

8 oil

Clerk stamp

300 XP

10 oil

Streak medal

450 XP

12 oil

Charm tray

650 XP

14 oil

Oracle lens

900 XP

16 oil

Captain's oil

1200 XP

18 oil

Marquee key

1600 XP

22 oil

Sultan's wick

2200 XP

30 oil

On the card right now

The junk table

Teal wick

Wearing this

Already in the pile. The seat frame is shouting it.

Crimson bark

Not owned

20 oil to grab.

Marquee gold

Not owned

35 oil to grab.

After-hours violet

Not owned

55 oil to grab.

Today's dares

Pocket junk (0)

Pockets empty. Sparks drop felt junk, and sometimes something mythic that will not shut up.

Stickers the mermaid will not shut up about

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Spark the mermaid once.

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Ten rubs, all told.

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Keep a 3-day streak.

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Keep a 7-day streak.

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Spark the mermaid on your birthday.

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Share an exact air date with a tape.

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Land a 5-spark combo.

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Own 6 charms.

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Own a mythic charm.

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Own every smoke style.

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Hold 40 oil at once.

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Reach the last rank.

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Finish every daily quest.

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Pull the lever and spark the mermaid.

Names painted on the cabinet

These names are painted on the cabinet. They do not play, they never move, and they are judging you.

1. Wick Wanda2480 XP

2. Spout Luis1760 XP

3. Marquee Mabel1330 XP

4. Oil Can Otto860 XP

5. Ticket Tess540 XP

6. Bulb Benny260 XP

7. Felt Fiona90 XP

8. You (you)0 XP

Birthday Genie is shuffling the deck and already swearing about it.