What the machine expects next

Announced slots, then the cabinet starts guessing

Comedy Central scheduled season 29 for September 16 through November 25, 2026, every other Wednesday. Only the premiere has a public title. The other five dates are real. Their names are not, so this page will not invent them no matter how loud the cabinet gets.

On the books, unfortunately

S29E01Just aired, still warm

South American Biker Gangs

September 16, 2026

This tape made the gears feral. E-bikes roll over the pass and the town treats a two-wheeled fad like a motor club with a border.

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S29E02Officially upcoming

Title not announced

September 30, 2026

The cabinet will not use its inside voice. Comedy Central printed the date and not the title, so the machine refuses to forge a name.

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S29E03Officially upcoming

Title not announced

October 14, 2026

Listen, the machine is already mad. Another announced Wednesday with a blank chalkboard, which the machine finds rude and inspiring.

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S29E04Officially upcoming

Title not announced

October 28, 2026

The cabinet is shrieking. Mid-season slot, no public name, and the machine paces the control room instead of guessing a trademark.

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S29E05Officially upcoming

Title not announced

November 11, 2026

Hold onto something. November slot, still untitled in public, and the machine tapes a question mark to the ticket.

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S29E06Officially upcoming

Title not announced

November 25, 2026

The printer is foaming. The announced finale date is real and the name is not, so the machine stamps FINALE and leaves the rest blank.

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SPECULATIVE hunches

These are not episode titles. They are what the cabinet mutters, too loud, when nobody has announced anything else.

SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: the fundraiser that unionizes

This tape made the gears feral. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: Wendy unionizes a school fundraiser and management is the PTA.

SPECULATIVE. Not an announced episode. The cabinet's plot hunch, already too loud: SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: Wendy unionizes a school fundraiser and management is the PTA.

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SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: something comes over the pass

The cabinet will not use its inside voice. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: something comes back over the pass that the boys buried in a season they miss.

SPECULATIVE. Not an announced episode. The cabinet's plot hunch, already too loud: SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: something comes back over the pass that the boys buried in a season they miss.

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SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: the remote-control armistice

Listen, the machine is already mad. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: a remote-control armistice ends the streaming war until someone hits input.

SPECULATIVE. Not an announced episode. The cabinet's plot hunch, already too loud: SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: a remote-control armistice ends the streaming war until someone hits input.

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SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: the municipal weed utility

The cabinet is shrieking. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: Randy tries to turn Tegridy into a municipal utility and bills the town for vibes.

SPECULATIVE. Not an announced episode. The cabinet's plot hunch, already too loud: SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: Randy tries to turn Tegridy into a municipal utility and bills the town for vibes.

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Consulting the light bulb, which thinks it is a crystal ball

On the books, unfortunately

S29E01Just aired, still warm

South American Biker Gangs

September 16, 2026

This tape made the gears feral. E-bikes roll over the pass and the town treats a two-wheeled fad like a motor club with a border.

Rip the ticket file open

S29E02Officially upcoming

Title not announced

September 30, 2026

The cabinet will not use its inside voice. Comedy Central printed the date and not the title, so the machine refuses to forge a name.

Rip the ticket file open

S29E03Officially upcoming

Title not announced

October 14, 2026

Listen, the machine is already mad. Another announced Wednesday with a blank chalkboard, which the machine finds rude and inspiring.

Rip the ticket file open

S29E04Officially upcoming

Title not announced

October 28, 2026

The cabinet is shrieking. Mid-season slot, no public name, and the machine paces the control room instead of guessing a trademark.

Rip the ticket file open

S29E05Officially upcoming

Title not announced

November 11, 2026

Hold onto something. November slot, still untitled in public, and the machine tapes a question mark to the ticket.

Rip the ticket file open

S29E06Officially upcoming

Title not announced

November 25, 2026

The printer is foaming. The announced finale date is real and the name is not, so the machine stamps FINALE and leaves the rest blank.

Rip the ticket file open

SPECULATIVE hunches

These are not episode titles. They are what the cabinet mutters, too loud, when nobody has announced anything else.

SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: the fundraiser that unionizes

This tape made the gears feral. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: Wendy unionizes a school fundraiser and management is the PTA.

SPECULATIVE. Not an announced episode. The cabinet's plot hunch, already too loud: SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: Wendy unionizes a school fundraiser and management is the PTA.

Read the full unhinged hunch

SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: something comes over the pass

The cabinet will not use its inside voice. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: something comes back over the pass that the boys buried in a season they miss.

Read the full unhinged hunch

SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: the remote-control armistice

Listen, the machine is already mad. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: a remote-control armistice ends the streaming war until someone hits input.

Read the full unhinged hunch

SPECULATIVE

Untitled hunch: the municipal weed utility

The cabinet is shrieking. SPECULATIVE hunch, not an announced episode: Randy tries to turn Tegridy into a municipal utility and bills the town for vibes.

Read the full unhinged hunch