Original paper for this tape only. Not a frame from the show, and not somebody else's picture.

Season 5

Towelie

S05E0875% hitAlien

August 8, 2001 · Focus: Towelie

Hold onto something. A talking towel hijacks a video-game errand and offers the worst advice in the most chill voice.

The picture is losing itHolding still

Hold onto something. A talking towel hijacks a video-game errand and offers the worst advice in the most chill voice.

Alien. Play slams the paper and the cabinet screams this episode's call. Stop drops it.

The printed calls

Scored against what aired. The wild card is allowed to be wrong and it will be dramatic about it.

plotHitConfidence 61

Ignore the cold open, the cabinet cannot. The episode is this — a talking towel hijacks a video-game errand and offers the worst advice in the most chill voice.

"Towelie" aired and the cabinet is still cackling about this part.

characterHitConfidence 72

Put Towelie in the worst seat in the house and the plot of "Towelie" will sit down beside them.

The cabinet shrieked the shape of S05E08. The tape, rudely, agreed.

gagHitConfidence 75

Gag ticket, underlined until the paper tore — "Wanna get high?" lands once as a joke and then as a lifestyle.

Hit. The S05E08 ticket was feral before the credits.

musicalMissConfidence 28

"Towelie" will close on an original showstopper about a meeting that will not adjourn. It will not.

"Towelie" went another direction. This ticket goes in the miss drawer, loudly.

Stumble back to the drawer

Threading this tape into the theater. The sprockets are unhappy.