Original paper for this tape only. Not a frame from the show, and not somebody else's picture.

Season 8

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08E0963% hitSnowy town

November 3, 2004 · Focus: Randy

The cabinet is shrieking. A big-box store eats the town, and Randy's resistance is one sermon away from shopping there.

The picture is losing itHolding still

The cabinet is shrieking. A big-box store eats the town, and Randy's resistance is one sermon away from shopping there.

Snowy town. Play slams the paper and the cabinet screams this episode's call. Stop drops it.

The printed calls

Scored against what aired. The wild card is allowed to be wrong and it will be dramatic about it.

plotHitConfidence 71

Filed while the cabinet was already yelling: A big-box store eats the town, and Randy's resistance is one sermon away from shopping there.

The cabinet shrieked the shape of S08E09. The tape, rudely, agreed.

characterPartialConfidence 65

Put Randy in the worst seat in the house and the plot of "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" will sit down beside them.

The spirit of "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" showed up. The extra flourish face-planted.

gagHitConfidence 60

This bit will crawl back in the tag: The store's smile logo gets bigger in every shot.

Hit. The S08E09 ticket was feral before the credits.

guestMissConfidence 34

The store's founder cuts the ribbon and the power.

"Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" went another direction. This ticket goes in the miss drawer, loudly.

Threading this tape into the theater. The sprockets are unhappy.