Original paper for this tape only. Not a frame from the show, and not somebody else's picture.

Season 15

Crack Baby Athletic Association

S15E0563% hitSchool

May 25, 2011 · Focus: Cartman

The cabinet will not use its inside voice. Cartman starts a shady youth sports "association," and the satire aims at adults who monetize kids.

The picture is losing itHolding still

The cabinet will not use its inside voice. Cartman starts a shady youth sports "association," and the satire aims at adults who monetize kids.

School. Play slams the paper and the cabinet screams this episode's call. Stop drops it.

The printed calls

Scored against what aired. The wild card is allowed to be wrong and it will be dramatic about it.

plotHitConfidence 72

Filed while the cabinet was already yelling: Cartman starts a shady youth sports "association," and the satire aims at adults who monetize kids.

The cabinet shrieked the shape of S15E05. The tape, rudely, agreed.

characterPartialConfidence 66

Character call, shouted: Cartman makes one choice that the town punishes out of proportion.

Half of this matched "Crack Baby Athletic Association". The other half was the cabinet showing off and refusing to apologize.

gagHitConfidence 64

Gag ticket, underlined until the paper tore — The boardroom is a treehouse with letterhead.

"Crack Baby Athletic Association" aired and the cabinet is still cackling about this part.

musicalMissConfidence 37

"Crack Baby Athletic Association" will close on an original showstopper about a meeting that will not adjourn. It will not.

Miss. S15E05 wanted nothing to do with the cabinet's wild card.

Threading this tape into the theater. The sprockets are unhappy.